Funny Things Said By...

[Lexie]

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( They can be said by a Big Brother House Guest or even a Big Brother Updates Member )

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[Lexie]

Austin - Why aren’t these awnings automated?

Jason - We gotta do something, we can’t just live here for free!

[Lexie]

James - People in the south just leave the door open for the bathroom and once a hooker just walked into mine.

[Lexie]

Vanessa - This must be what people are like in jail, saying "When I get out.."
Da'Vonne - At least they get TVs! and phone calls!

[CubbyBrother]

In regards to Audrey bringing up houseguests one by one at 5 in the morning:

James: "pretty soon we're gonna have an alliance of sixteen."

[Lexie]

Becky (about not being called to DR) - I'm not even on the show. I'm the maid in the mouse slippers!

[Lexie]

Jason about Wal-Mart

Jason - You have to be in pajamas.... if you're in real clothes they won't let you in

[LCnSummer]

Audrey hiding under the covers and Meg trying to cheer her up.

Meg- we are living in a parking lot in a box.. I mean no one should be taking their live seriously ..

[~2much~]

From Lexie in LF..
Becky - guys, I got hit in the face with a bat one time....not a baseball bat, a bat
As James and Meg walk away ...
James- Becky gets hit in the face a lot ...

[MrsVee]

Meg- James, I'm going to follow you on Instagram,Twitter, etc.
James- ok PP Tom ,I'm going to follow you on the streets!

[Shan]

By Lexie in her LFUs tonight...

( I think Steve is a "finger blocker")

heheheheheeee

[Lynette]

Lol! I'm glad you posted Shan. Just found this thread. It's hilarious!

[MrsVee]

Vanessa says to Liz, .......Liz , are you worried about Austin being seduced by Jackie? ... Liz to Vanessa ,..It's not like he's a Clay or anything!